weloveshortvideos:

Random crow shows up on dude’s porch, looks him straight in the face and says ‘fuck you’

terezi-owns2:

THE LITTLE KID NEXT DOOR JSUT OPENED HIS WINDOW AND YELLED “WHAT IS 27 PLUS 4” AND I YELLED “IT’S 31” AND HE SAID “THANK YOU GOD LADY” IM LAUGIHNG

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Turtle enjoying a bath)